Listen, unless your first time in fed was after “Summer ‘16”, you’ll know and remember this place under its old name, Stalking Horse, and all of its blood red visual obnoxiousness. It is now slightly beige and renamed Whiskey Hill, enjoy.

First off, if you’re here, I am not expecting you to be on the hunt for the most prim and proper of restrooms. Whiskey Hill is a bar of bars and your expectations should be as such. This place has 3 active floors with a restroom on each.

Use.the.one.on.the.first.floor.

As long as you heed the above advice you should be ok. The first floor ladies room has 5 stalls, 4 sinks, 2 Dyson airblowers and a body length mirror.  Even if you are all the way on floor 3, make you way down. The floor is black tile and the walls are dark gray.  There’s a large mirror that spans the entire sink area from the waist up. As I said this is a bar of bars, the floor is sometimes sticky, you may get an unlucky stall w/o TP, and you are probably at a sink where the soap dispenser does not work. Don’t fret, tread lightly, change stalls, and hunt for soap.

If you choose to ignore my advice and go to the 2^nd floor bathroom, I warned you. As you open the door you should immediately feel (somehow) a gust of stagnant warm air. YUM! There are two stalls, one of which has a door that is not very sturdy. It’s dimly lit so not a good place to touch up make-up. Also the 2^nd floor restroom seems to be the chosen place for girls who have to vomit. AGAIN YUM! There is one sink and a reasonably sized mirror for the space. Normal paper towels and if you’re lucky there’s soap.

Now, the 3^rd floor bathroom is co-ed and known to very few. Sometimes it’s locked, sometimes it’s open, and sometimes people are having sex in it. It’s a coin toss honestly. I haven’t been in there in a long time but I can remember it not being a fun place and wanting to get out of there ASAP.

Line wise, since the first floor has so many stalls, the line moves quickly. The 2^nd floor is a disaster and the 3^rd floor is like a door to Narnia, just try it and see what happens.

Power Room rating 6/10 – heed my warning

Yours

-Powder Room Reviewer